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This Book Is Not Good for You (Paperback)
Between the pages of this book lies the secret to the best-tasting chocolate in all the world. I promise, your taste buds will tingle. Your palette will sing Oh no, have I accidentally tempted you to read this book? I will warn you, however, the most delicious things are never good for you...and this story is particularly scrumptious In this tooth-rotting adventure, Cass's mom has been kidnapped by the evil dessert chef and chocolatier, Senor Hugo The ransom...the legendary tuning fork. Can Cass and Max-Ernest find the magical instrument before it's too late? Will they discover the evil secret ingredient to Senor Hugo's chocolate success? If you're tempted, take a taste, but just remember...this book is not good for you.
About the Author
With the focus of his third book being chocolate, will elusive narrator Pseudonymous Bosch finally reveal his secret identity? You'll have to wait and see. In the meantime, don't forget to gather clues from his previous books: The Name of This Book Is Secret and If You're Reading This, It's Too Late.
Praise for The Name of This Book Is Secret
"Equal parts snarky and delightful."
Praise for If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
-School Library Journal
Praise for This Book Is Not Good for You
"Lemony Snicket-like humor and decoding puzzles through research and handy gizmos...will not disappoint loyal readers."
“This is our Grandmother Fish. She lived a long, long, time ago. She could wiggle and swim fast. Can you wiggle?” I cannot recommend this book more… A kid’s level story of our evolutionary history that’s all at once fun, interactive, and very scientifically accurate it’s such to be a hit with little evolutionary biologists. And it even has more detailed information about our evolutionary phylogeny at the end for more curious little ones or curious parents! - - Linnea