Dad Jokes: Good, Clean Fun for All Ages! (Paperback)
The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike
With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners.
These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:
- I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down
- Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
A: The road.
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